the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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black people

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!