The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to see through horses

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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black people

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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Death at will

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!