The power to like Justin Beiber

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

Asexual reproduction.

The power to breath at will.

The power to attract bullets.

The power to see John Cena.

every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to not hear thunder.

To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

The power to get AIDS.

the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

The power to create shit

Night vision that only works during the day

The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!