The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to eat food

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!