The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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the power to seduce hats

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to bleed on command

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!