The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

The power to not Waste time

Have sex but not feel it

The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

The power to make pointless super powers

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

the power to nit propely

The power to understand math.

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

The powr too not bee abal too tipe

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!