The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

The power to not Waste time

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!