Have sex but not feel it

The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

the power to nit propely

The power to understand math.

The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

The power to use windows 10.

The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

The power to lick your own back...

The power to go part way through walls

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!