The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!