the power to nit propely

The power to understand math.

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

The power to lick your own back...

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

The power to do NOTHING!

How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

the power to die on command

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!