The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!