The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to not see ads

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!