The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to fall up.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to predict the past

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!