the ability to see into the past

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!