the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to predict the past

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to have a black president

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to cry acid tears

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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Tits for a guy.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!