The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to exist

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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Asexual reproduction.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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Find Waldo

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!