the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to fart upon command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!