The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the power to see the present.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to fart flames

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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Acid pee

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!