the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to catch em all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!