The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to fart flames

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the power to fly for a second

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to mind reeds

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The Power to Combust

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!