The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!