The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to catch em all

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to not see ads

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The power to learn only at school.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!