The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to vote

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to create shit

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!