the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to hear morse code.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to fart flames

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!