The power to suck your own dick

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The Power to Combust

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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the power to die at will

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!