The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!