The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to pee ants.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to bleed

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to understand math.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!