The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!