The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!