The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power of creating poop.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!