The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to understand math.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!