The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to die at will.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to fall up.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to summon unspendable money

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!