Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

The power to wink really fast.

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

the power to create Snyder films. xD

The power to turn into a parking lot.

The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

The power to be fat only when your at a party.

The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

The power to jump -50% higher

The power to snore.

The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

The power to aquire pointless superpowers

The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

The ability to make your text green on google

The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!