The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to predict the past

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to kill yourself

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to have a black president

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!