the power to

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The power to write about power.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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Balls.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!