The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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captain obvious

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!