The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to swim on land

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to lick your own back...

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!