THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to explode on the moon

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to be pointless!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!