The power to see through air

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to ride a bike

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!