An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to die in one second

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to not Waste time

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!