the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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Death at will

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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KeemStar

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to fly indoors

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!