The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to snore.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to become retarded

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to walk on two legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!