- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

the power to have a dick in the box

the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

The power to read your own mind.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

The power to suck deez nuts

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

Pointless Super Powers