the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to bleed

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the power to nit propely

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!