The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to run if you have no legs

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black people

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!