The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Death at will

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to die and get away with it

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the power to die....

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!