The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to be born.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to read

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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KeemStar

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!