The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to bi ugly

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!