the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Death at will

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to write about power.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!