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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?
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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium
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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.
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the power to nit propely
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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it
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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist
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The power to teleport to the place of where you are
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the power to become semi-transparent
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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart
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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos
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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.
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The powr too not bee abal too tipe
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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.
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Asexual reproduction.
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The power to time travel 1 second at a time
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The power to start a zombie apocalypse
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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time
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The power to be a normal person
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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...
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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.
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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.
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the power to bi ugly
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the power to teleport 1 inch every year
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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!