The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!