The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the power to not have superpowers

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!