The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to pee ants.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!