The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!