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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)
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the power to glow in the dark only during the day
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The power to state the obvious.
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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs
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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…
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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie
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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/
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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65
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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine
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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground
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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.
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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.
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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow
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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples
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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless
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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.
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Death at will
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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.
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the power to be allergic to every thing
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The power to not Waste time
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The power to fly but only in closed spaces
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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.
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The power to die whenever you fall asleep
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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!