the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

the power to glow in the dark only during the day

The power to state the obvious.

the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

Death at will

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

the power to be allergic to every thing

The power to not Waste time

The power to fly but only in closed spaces

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

The power to die whenever you fall asleep

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!