The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to fly indoors

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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black people

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!