The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to die....

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to pee ants.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to bleed

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!