the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to write about power.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!