The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power of trolling your self

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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captain obvious

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!