The power to make light.....with a flashlight

The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to be a normal human

The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

The power to be a bird that can't fly

the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

The ability to summon a lamp once.

The power to aquire pointless superpowers

I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

captain obvious

The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

the power to become friends with a plastic box

the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!