the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

The power to time travel 1 second at a time

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

the power to never have to fill out captchas

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

The ability to read a book by its cover

The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

the power to

The power to bleed

the ability to find pointless superpower

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!