the power to talk to fish but not people

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to write about power.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to be a normal person

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!