The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power of creating poop.

Power to not Sleep during Finals.

The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

The power to shapeshift into a worm.

The power to see through horses

The power to suck deez nuts

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

The power to make thing look blurry for your self

the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

The power to breathe

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!