The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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black people

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!