the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!