The power to turn cancer into aids.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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Death at will

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!