the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

The power to turn cancer into aids.

The power to shapeshift into a worm.

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

The power to lick your own back...

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

The power to communicate with nearby aliens

The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

The power to eat soup with a fork

Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!