the power to talk to fish but not people

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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the power to nit propely

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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KeemStar

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!