The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to catch em all

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to peel stickers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!