To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power of not knowing

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The power to walk through air.

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!