The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to kill yourself

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to speak braille

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!