The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to fall up.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to like any show

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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wast your time on the computer

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to think salmon.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!