the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

the power to become semi-transparent

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

the ability to fly underwater.

The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

The power to turn wine into water

The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The power to vomit whenever you want to.

The power to perpetually yawn.

the power to have no one read this post

The Power of cheese

the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

The power to manage Chelsea FC

The ability to summon a lamp once.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to do NOTHING!

The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!