The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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the power to die....

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!