The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!