The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to live.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to die on command

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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the power to die

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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the power to commit crime.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!