The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

thumb_up thumb_down +94

the power to pee on command

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to type in Comic Sans.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power spite flower

thumb_up thumb_down +42

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

thumb_up thumb_down +47

the power to see through glass

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to teleport through open doors

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to walk on two legs

thumb_up thumb_down +84

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

thumb_up thumb_down +64

the power to be able to blow air

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to infinitely generate cardboard

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!