power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!