The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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power to breathe

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!