the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to use windows 10.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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KeemStar

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!