The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to catch em all

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the power to be phone

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to not have superpowers

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!