The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The ability to Hi

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to see through air

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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i like pie.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to be really bad at math.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!