The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to read

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!