turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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KeemStar

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The ability to make your text green on google

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black people

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!