The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!