The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!