the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!