The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to read

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!