The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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Immunity to medication

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to be stupid

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power of not knowing

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!