the ability to lick your own anus

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to attract bullets.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to not see ads

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!