The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to speak braille

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!